Sunday, January 21, 2001

Only millionaires need apply

Need a British Passport? Spot of bother with government policy? Fancy a cabinet post or maybe The Lords?
No problem – deposit your bung here for rapid satisfaction.
Only millionaires who support the “purer than pure” Labour Party need apply – no previous experience necessary.
Refunds: knock twice and ask for Tony.

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